TELO Worldwide

So I’m from England, I live in London but I spend most of my time at an expensive as fuck private school in Canterbury. I am also what you might call ‘posh’ and with that comes a stereo-type, a stereo-type that I fucking live by. When I’m not shooting or yachting I’m drinking and that is what England is all about.

Private boarding school is the best shit that ever happened to me; stuck in a close-knit boarding house with all of my boys for a solid five years- what could be better. The combination of all being rich and also broke at the same time is somewhat comedic, everything goes, cigs and booze is life. Vaping has become something of a culture in English private schools, it all started with getting some shitty pen for far to much money at the local Pakistani sesh-shop ‘Rajs 59’ now everyone’s hooked it just seems the easiest way to get your fix with the school staff about. Weekends or the odd weekday are spent in the beloved pub (one of many) but whats special about this one is that the drunk woman behind the bar will serve a fucking shell (first year student) if they have the money, the place is so grimy no one would ever think to go there but that’s just home.

When a teacher fucks with us is when the shit goes down, I remember sticking up 700 pictures of our pedo-deputy housemaster all around the house, or getting bike locked to his front door in remove (second year), but that’s just how it rolls- as a mob.

The holidays are for one things- partying, I count anything as a holiday, even if its just a hastily organised weekend rave at someone’s house organised last minute after realising their parents had rushed off for a tropical holiday and unwittingly left the house free. The rich boys rule the London club scene, I cant walk into a Chelsea club like Embargo’s or 151 without seeing one of my English boys there, or others such as Tape and Toyroom, populated by my Russian Comrades.

Everyone in the Telo community should come to London and party with us, whether its hitting up the grimy rave-centres of Brixton or Camden, or balling out on expensive bottles in Chelsea or Knightsbridge.