TELO GEOGRAPHICS SINGAPORE

“TELO isn’t just a brand, it’s a mother fucking lifestyle.” – MR. XYZ

Singapore is one the nicest and most strict countries in the world. Sowhat the fuck are you supposed to do these days when ? Clubbing is dying, house parties are dying, and its underground is dying too. In this little memo of mine I’m going to talk about the best places to go, get pissed and have a fucking fabulous time.

If your reading this, you most likely drink and smoke cigarettes, which is a expensive lifestyle lmao. Here are my top 5 brands for cigarettes. P.s. if you’re a guy and u smoke menthol… kys. Jk menthol is cool ahah. I swear cigs got more expensive recently….

1. Camel White’s

2. Winston Blue 100’s

3. Lucky Strike’s Multi Burst

4. Marlboro ice blast

5. L & M Blue’s Menthol

Those cigarette brands are just personal favorites. Comment what brands u guys like and ill try them and let u know if u have a bad taste for cigarettes.

Talking about clubbing… Everyone goes clubbing, even the 12vies with no ID. Most the bouncers are strict as fuck, and for the best clubs there is a slim chance u will get in. So this is my top 10 clubs that are litt, and you might get in with your twelvie face #fuckzouk2018. I’m also going to include place for cheap where u can drink at like freeflow and other bars.

1. One-Altitude

2. VLV (I just love that cage) (entry is free for bitches)

3. Fuck xans

4. Fleek I guess

5. Fashion club

6. Prince of Wales (boat quay, they have freeflow on Wednesdays)

7. Your mums house

8. The local hawker (no id needed)

9. Idle (also got freeflow)

10. The house party u weren’t invited to.

Hope u guys liked my list. Sucks that not all clubs can be chilled. Maybe one day TELO will open up a club.. that would be fucking sick. Most of these clubs I’m pretty sure u can get in to, especially with one of those novelty ids ha-ha.

That’s all folks. This is my first blog post so be sure to follow me @misterXYZ. Hope u guys learnt something. Cya.